ABOUT
RxAF Labs™
Welcome to RxAF Labs™, where perfection is prescribed and the smile comes standard. We package composure in pastel bottles and sell serenity with a side of sarcasm. Behind every glossy grin is a lab full of barely contained breakdowns—but don’t worry, we’ve bottled those too. Our faux-pharma “remedies” won’t fix your life, but they’ll make pretending look spectacular.Take daily with a polite laugh and a glass of denial.
Side effects: hair-spray headaches, emotional leakage, and occasional spontaneous honesty.
Clinically Unproven, Culturally Necessary.
RxActly™
For those who follow directions — even the bad ones.
Symptominol™
Because self-awareness is its own side effect.
Tchotchkedoxin™
For the chronic over-collector of cures.
Authentix™
Dissolves under your tongue — and your mask.